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Let’s give this girl a crap …..
This is one more for my grandmother and no doubt my mother….. A contemporary artist held a performance art show in Melbourne last night where performers were encouraged (if possible) to defecate while...
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This could add a little somethin’ somethin’ to yesterday’s art work !
I couldn’t resist posting this when I spotted it in a magazine. Thought our artist could use it to add some sparkle to the performance ! Full stop. Exclamation mark !
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For the love of the game …. not Kevin Costner’s dud movie ….
Underpaid and under appreciated are those crusty old types that get out of bed on a weekend to referee or umpire a group of school kids at Saturday sport. Not to forget the legendary old bloke who...
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F#@%&* technology
my hard thought out blog is not materialising. I so hate this.. but am going to have to test.
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Michael Jordan said it better …
A shorter far more articulate version of what I said on Thursday.
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Just call me Dory …
There is no doubt I have a slightly Dory approach to my blog and perhaps to other things that I prefer not to dwell on. Probably need a therapist. Today, I had something else to post regarding the...
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HE’S FOUND !!!!!
A tenacious and determined mother of two young children (as if she hasn’t enough to do!) has managed to find our runaway labrador, AKA middle-of-the-road-Max. This gorgeous girl, printed off flyers...
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Seek and ye shall find …..
The more deeply you seek the more you will find. Especially when you look into one of these. In fact there should be a warning in clear,larger than average, letters for us oldies. Something like “view...
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Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water ….
We’ve all heard that. However a new one for me is ‘don’t throw the fish out with the bowl water’ into this…… Yes it’s true. Hot on the heels of losing the family dog we nearly lost George the fish that...
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When was the last time you saw a child peel an orange ?
I peeled one today and it made me wonder. I’m not sure my children have ever peeled an orange. Sure they’ve eaten cut up quarters and in fact, plenty of cut up fruit and that’s my point. Cut up. My...
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How many times …. ???
So to get a baby to like/eat a new food it is said it must be tried 12 times. As a child I was told that I had to fall off a horse 7 times to become a rider. Today my daughter’s teacher told me that to...
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Captain of my heart ……..
Anyone who reads this blog would know that my second daughter, Artemis, God of Wild Things (no Goddesses encapsulated her accurately !) has a particular power that enables her to push every button her...
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My chip …..
No not the one on my shoulder ! Who said that ? And not “the chips !!!” remember the ad where the chips caught on fire – work with me ! I am talking about a significant event in my life when, recently,...
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So just a quickie before the longie ….
I have definitely picked up something along the way …. I had the most productive morning today. The detail is boring but in amongst it all I did crack myself up. I was doing my little charity number...
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Our next King …….
And no I’m not talking to all the Sydney mothers of Princes ! Give the young fellas a break ! Stop taking their photo and give them some space. Both of them – William and George. It is time for QEII to...
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Not in my wildest dreams ……….
When I woke up this morning and agreed to assist my father in decluttering his home did I ever imagine I would end up here. What is that you ask ? It is a landfill site at St Peters. Ironically, I was...
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My tragic addiction ………
I have a simple rule in my life which mainly relates to food but from time to time I extend it to other potential ‘danger’ areas of my life. It is that I don’t try things I know I will become addicted...
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Mind the gap ……
No, not at the train station. Today, our day was all about the ‘gap’. Specifically, the one between Aphrodite’s front lower teeth. Today was the day the braces were coming off. We had a tremendous...
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Please marry my daughter, Hot Tradie !!
So a potted history of the ideal husband over the years …. We began with ‘the man on the land’, or perhaps a professional as a dream for mothers of girls. Then challenging that vision in the eighties...
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